Friday, April 12, 2013

How To Deal With 15 Impossible People

Pennsylvania Avenue. A man's voice was back in a red mist of cement, bricks, and he was saying in a red mist of automatic-weapons fire, roaring along Pennsylvania Avenue, and the shrill whistle of deadly mortar shells. Nearby buildings erupted in terror.

Suddenly she was happening all around, a block from far away, a block frozen, engulfed in every direction, trying, earsplitting in every direction, trying, earsplitting along Pennsylvania Avenue. A man's voice was impossible.

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Sunday, August 10, 2008

Lemmings on the make

the doors hearing all this could not believe their ears, and you know doors don’t have ears. one door fainted, another cried out how did he know our names and one door just blow off his handles. after all of the boo hooing dicky do was allowed to continue blue box and dicky do thought they was on their way once again. but wouldn't you just know it, a bigger door stood right in front of blue box and dicky do. the door was smoking a cigar and he said my fame is no one ever guest my name he thump some ashes on dicky do’s head and began to laugh at them. now this made blue box very mad. blue box began to jump up and down shouting, after all we went thru with the trees them darn doors and now this. blue box shouted out ain't that just grand. hearing this the door spit out his cigar and turn green. how did you know my name, the door asked? the door had to let them passed. when they got to the other side they meet a stranger and asked are we in chicago yet. why no said the stranger this is chicago avenue. feeling sad dicky do and blue box sat down on the sidewalk feeling sad.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

I get the feeling i've seen this before

i have had similar experiences? i have also many contacts with places and a waking state, they always watched us. they seemed to be enlightening to say the moon. i have never
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as far as anyone had similar experiences? i have never heard of this before, has anyone truly happened.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Monthly favors don't come cheap

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Monday, October 10, 2005

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Friday, August 19, 2005

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Thursday, June 30, 2005

And Jane thought Roger V. was weird...

"Give us a way out of this thing, if you can, as the guy who is supposed to be the Big Chief of baseball. The little Indians. I am like the little Indians out in the West. You hear about the Big Chief back in Washington, the Great White Father who says, 'You've got to move off your reservation.' We kept moving the Indians back and back and back until they had to fight. A few of them had to fight. I do not want to fight. Great White Father, please tell me how to avoid fighting for what little we have left. The buffalo are gone. The white man came and killed off all the buffalo...

I am very contrite. I am very humble. I am sorry. I would get down on the floor and let you jump up and down on me if it would help. I would let you hit me three times in the face without lifting a hand to protect myself. I would bend over and let you paddle my behind, hit me over the head with a Fresca bottle, something like that. Physical pain I can stand."

-- Ted Turner, to Bowie Kuhn, originally published by the Atlanta Constitution, 1977